How to write a killer elevator pitch

Saw this recently in the book Managing Agile Projects by Sanjiv Augustine (which is brilliant by the way. I’m intending to write a few posts on this book when I get time).

How to write your elevator pitch:

For (target customer)
Who (statement of the need or opportunity)
The (product name) is a (product category)
That (key benefit, compelling reason to buy)
Unlike (primary competitive alternative)
Our product (statement of primary differentiation)

This is very useful for someone like me who tends to waffle more then Birds Eye.

Joel Justifies my Expensive Chair

Even though I have a permanently sore neck and shoulders I still felt a bit guilty at spending 600 quid on a Humanscale Liberty office chair last year. Not any more - I no longer feel like Quasimodo when it gets to 6 o’clock. It’s been worth every penny.

I justified it to myself by calculating that with a 10 year guarantee, it only costs me 60 quid a year, or 5 quid a month to save my back from becoming totally knackered.

Joel Spolky takes it one step further in his book Smart and Gets Things Done - a useful book on hiring programmers which I read on the train to Bristol today. He’s using the Aeron as an example, but it’s the same sort of thing:

So the bottom line is that an Aeron only really costs $500 more over ten years, or $50 a year. One dollar per week per programmer.

A nice roll of toilet paper runs about a buck. Your programmers are probably using about one roll a week, each.

So upgrading them to an Aeron chair literally costs the same amount as you’re spending on their toilet paper, and I assure you that if you tried to bring up toilet paper in the budget committee you would be sternly told not to mess around, there were important things to discuss.

I’m sure this line of argument could be used for leverage in a wide range of budgetary disagreements if you really needed it to. I’m remembering this one.

Head of Innovation at Screen West Midlands

It’s all go at Screen West Midlands at the moment (our local film, tv and digital agency). Here’s an advert for a mighty fascinating sounding job:

We’re looking for an inspirational, experienced and highly skilled individual to support and drive the region’s rapidly changing media landscape.

The new senior level post of Head of Innovation and New Markets will be responsible for delivering over £10 million of investment in the West Midlands’ media industries, developing creative and technological innovations, reaching new markets, negotiating high level partnerships across the board from blue chip companies to digital leaders. You will also be charged with developing a skills strategy that supports the needs of the changing media environment in the West Midlands.

Sounds pretty cool. Let em know if you’re interested.

Full Job Advert (PDF)

Birmingham Bloggers’ Meetup

Just got back from the meet up at Rooty’s, going to write a very quick one before bed. It was a great evening - really good fun and loads of good ideas to think about.

I think the Brum social media cafe idea that was coming out is killer. I’d definitely join and will help out if I can. A few more thoughts have come to mind but I’ll post these later when I’ve thought them through.

It’s great to see such a thriving social media community in and around Birmingham. Loads of interesting new people to meet - see everyone next time.

Graphjam. Pop culture piecharts ahoy.

Very much in the B3ta.com vein, check out Graphjam for some real, user-generated goodness. Very funny.

Some good ones:

funny graphs

funny graphs

I really want to write something profound about the social objects but I’m just too tired. I will soon, I promise.

Save the Spotted Dog! (or for non-brummies, a lesson in how to use social media to save your local pub)

This is great.

If you’re not familiar with the goings on in Digbeth, Birmingham then the basic story is that a few residents of brand new flats in Digbeth (well known capital of the Brum music scene) are complaining about the noise. The Spotted Dog is right in the firing line and is under threat of closing.

It’s all fairly idiotic. Check the Keep Digbeth Vibrant campaign for more.

A Web Page for Every Species

This is one of the most fascinating posts I’ve read this year so far. It’s the story behind The Encyclopedia of Life.

It has it all: An ambitious idea way ahead of its time; an eight year story from idea through to conception; a fascinating mix of world-wide collaboration, physical devices (a handheld species identifier if you can believe it), totally unique data visualisation techniques; and at the end of all this we end up with something that is going to add a rather significant amount to the sum of human knowledge.

In short, a story of "how big things get done". Inspiring.

Innocent Kids

The Innocent Kids site is great fun and beautifully delivered. Responsive, fun, and loads to explore.

Respect to Innocent for doing it different. It’s not easy to get stuff like this right.

Networking admin: Phew.

1988:

  • Meet someone new.
  • Get a business card, write a bit of info on the back of it.
  • Put it in the Rolodex.

2008:

  • Meet someone new.
  • Get a business card, write a bit of info on the back of it.
  • Add to Google Mail Contacts.
  • Add to various groups in Google Mail Contacts.
  • Email them saying "hello" and with the 28 links I promised to send them.
  • Connect them up with the 28 people I promised to introduce them to.
  • Find them on Twitter. Add them.
  • Find them on Linked In. Add them.
  • Find them on Facebook. Add them. (Actually, don’t bother, I never check it anymore)
  • Find their blog. If it looks interesting, add it to my RSS reader.
  • Check out the blog roll and see if any of their friends look interesting.
  • Rinse and repeat.

It took me an hour to add 5 contacts on Saturday.

Things that Twitter

Who said it was only living, breathing people that could blog? That’s just plain old fashioned.

Here’s a plant and a rather famous bridge in London that have both started Twittering.

The ideas are endless. I’m thinking about hooking up my fridge so you can all shout at me when I go for that second helping of chocolate cake.